The Man, The Myth, The Legend.

"The manner in which the news programming is being presented – at the White House with the president and first lady and without opposition – is unprofessional and contrary to the journalistic code of ethics to present the news fairly and independently," the letter states. "This is not a presidential news conference open to all news outlets. This is an exclusive arrangement from which the president and his viewpoint stand to gain. It's as if ABC News is providing in-kind free advertising for President Obama."

I think this is how the myth goes.

Obamassus was this dude that stared at his own reflection in water all the time, because he suffered from what is now referred to as "Obamasistic Personality Disorder".

One day, while doing positive affirmations and gazing down upon his own image, he bent down to kiss himself and falls in.

Unfortunately, the fools Portuguese Water Dog was engorged from eating custard, and Obamassus didn't have his boogie board.

He drowns in his own adoration.

It goes something like that.

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