It's truly an act of God (like Jesus & the fishes, like water into wine) White House Garden Bumper Crop!

Who knew all I had to do was stick some scrawny looking plants into the lawn and in a few short weeks I could have European mixed field greens? 

The White House Garden hits the mutha-load.

Have you seen the pics? Check out Drudge Report 2009. There are something like 350 images of Flotus with her arms laden with fresh produce. 

All from that little patch of land she hoed back in April! Go figure. Maybe POTUS and BO have been sprinkling it with their "holy water".

Just like this whole administration, the White House Garden is suspect! 

I call for more White House Garden Transparency! 

Maybe it's all the HOPENCHANGE bullshit they are shoveling around that place- it obvioulsy makes good fertilizer!