Huffington Post Suck Ups~

William Bradley: Repositioning America: Obama's Cairo Speech as the Ultimate in Event Marketing Not only did no one throw shoes at Obama, the crowd of 3,000 in Cairo gave him a standing ovation. Watching the speech, I had the feeling that the world might be changing again. Willy, I think that feeling was just gas- it happens when you allow people to blow smoke up your ass.	Taylor Marsh: Obama in Cairo: Settlement Line, Brutality Against Women Ignored As the president made his first and most important outreach to the Arab and Muslim world, he pulled up short on fundamental human rights as it applies to women. No way? He pulled up short on fundamental human rights as it applies to women? Shocker!
Annelle Sheline: Cairo's Reaction to Obama's Speech I couldn't believe how positive everyone's reaction seemed. I know Girl, who would have thought that Hamas would be so chill?  Don't hate the player- hate the game. MAINSTREAM MEDIA	Dean Obeidallah: The View of Obama from the Heart of the Arab (Comedy) World If someone threw a shoe, I have no doubt that Obama would have dodged it in a graceful slow-motion style like Neo from The Matrix and he wouldn't have even missed a word from his speech while doing it. Gag me with this guys man crush.  Wouldn't a shoe have to hit the tele-prompter to mess up an Obama speech?
Shannyn Moore: Palin's Foreign Policy: "They Lose! We Win!" Obama's: "Peace" At Sarah Palin's speech with Michael Reagan, she was part cheerleader, part gladiator. She went after Obama, saying "we should never apologize." I was waiting for the "Ready? Okay!" Pom-poms, anyone? 1) Should Obama be apologizing? and 2) Are you really still talking about Sarah Palin? "Ready? Shut Up!"	Neil Hicks: Obama's Message to the Non-Democratic World President Obama can be sure that people from Moscow to Beijing and from Rangoon to Havana, as well as in Cairo, Damascus and Tehran, were hanging on every word he said. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. That's all I got for this chooch.