Saturday, July 11, 2009

Dude- where's my Czar?


1. Herb Allison-TARP Czar
2. Alan Bersin-Border Czar This guy is at the border rounding up all the future Obama supporters and Acorn is registering them!
3. Dennis Blair-Intelligence Czar Hangs with Biden all day.
4. John Brennan-Terrorism Czar Michelle's makeup and hair team.
5. Carol Browner-Energy Czar
6. Adolfo Carrion, Jr-Urban Affairs Czar He keeps Barack "Urban" ya'll.
7. Ashton Carter-Weapons Czar
8. Aneesh Chopra-Technology Czar
9. Jeffrey Crowley-AIDS Czar Why don't you and the Health Czar buddy up?
10. Cameron Davis-Great Lakes Czar Seriously? This has to be a joke, right?
11. Nancy-Ann DeParle-Health Czar See #9
12. Earl Devaney-Stimulus Accountability Czar "Fluffer" Czar.
13. Joshua DuBois-Faith-based Czar SNAP! Reverend Jeremiah Wright and TUCC! Can you say fair weather friend?
14. Kenneth Feinberg-Pay Czar
15. Danny Fried-Guantanamo Closure Czar GITMO works, it has managed to "detain" those terrorists so far hasn't it? Isn't that the point?
16. J. Scott Gration-Sudan Czar
17. Richard Holbrooke-Afghanistan Czar
18. John Holdren-Science Czar This guy does the Science projects for Sasha & Malia.
But seriously, this guy is pretty scary, for more info go to moonbattery.com, he's a monster.
19. Van Jones Green-Jobs Czar "Will work food", Czar.
20. Gil Kerlikowske-Drug Czar Hangs with Ashley Biden all day.
21. Vivek Kundra-Information Czar, goes to Edie Lively at Read, Right and Blew for his info.
22. George Mitchell-Mideast Peace Czar
23. Ed Montgomery-Car Czar
24. Dennis Ross-Mideast Policy Czar
25. Gary Samore-WMD Czar WTF Czar?
26. Todd Stern-Climate Czar "Global Boring"- maybe we should wait till India & China jump on the Climate Change Bandwagon.
27. Cass Sunstein-Regulatory Czar This guy makes sure Obama is regular with daily doses of Dr. Schulze Colon Cleanse & Bowel Detox.
28. Paul Volcker-Economic Czar ROTFLMAO!

Apparently he added a few more since this list was created, we are up to 34

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